flatland buffalo

a large, hefty woman with very small breasts (noun)

The only girl who plays football for our high school is a flatland buffalo.

by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

flailtard

A tweaker that is unable to stop flailing. Usually they are unable to stop moving their limbs and can be seen searching everywhere for nothing in particular.

Oh my god, it's 3:30 AM and Jill is being a flailtard.

by panicstep July 4, 2015

Failarious

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.

Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!

by Lerich August 19, 2008

flail

To be extremely high on meth. To the point where the person is trying to take apart and put together working electronics/gadgets while having 6 conversations with different people at once and not accomplishing ANYTHING, generally resulting in at least 1 person getting very angry.

1)FLAIL out wit ya tail out
2)Went to the casino and FLAILED all my money off...
3)FLAILED so hard I took apart 3 different working phone chargers and turned em' into 1 fucked-up taped-up mess that don't work for shit...
4)These are the tales of our FLAILS...

by 1jiggyniggy October 17, 2012

Epic Flail

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

by A Fish May 16, 2008

Epic Flail

Epic Flail (v)
1) To wave one's arms wildly in an erratic motion, causing physical harm or worry to others.
2) To make a motion or gesture that results in embarrassment.
3) To dance like a dying fish

Audrey: Oh my God! Look over there!! -Moved her hands wildly, resulting in the black eye of a stranger.-
Shannon: Epic Flail.

"See that guy dancing over there? He epically flails.

by Time is a Lion January 20, 2009

failadin

Someone playing a paladin class on an MMORPG, who is utterly and completely terrible at using the class effectively.

Oh, great. That failadin I was telling you about earlier just joined the group.

by Mezzidriel January 16, 2008