feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

Fageroony

An extremely feminine male, usually who moisturizes on a daily basis and wears tight and bright shirts. He's usually friends with shit tons of females, yet doesn't get any pussy because no girl would ever want to be looking at his effiminate body when they're riding his dick.

Normal guy 1- "Look at that dude over there, I didn't even know whether he was a dude or not at first."
Normal guy 2- "Yeah, what a fageroony."

by Thewalker12 July 29, 2012

Fardgure ( Fager)

Pronunciation: (far jur)

Fager
1. (noun) The word from Austin Powers: Goldmember which is a butchered pronunciation of father

Fardgure
2. (noun) A spelling of the term from Austin Powers: Goldmember told to a complete and utter retard when they but into your conversation

1. Fager will you help meeee?

2. What's a fardgure??? Look it up, it's spelled F-A-R-D-G-U-R-E

by Zach Maron April 28, 2005

Fageteer

A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he's part queer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.

"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."

by dSanchez November 19, 2004

fagex

Fagex is a combaniation of 2 words: "Fag" and "Jagex"
Jagex is the corporation that watches over the game "Runescape" (an MMORPG)
The word Fagex is used when you are angry on Jagex when: there are game updates that u don't like, you are banned from the game, or when you are just mad at them.

OMG stupid Fagex banned me for no reason!

by BsMark August 3, 2006

flabe

a term that refers to old white males who enjoy necrophilia and beastiality .

Ohh look at that flabe across the street.

by Fgyhujkiop February 3, 2017

Flagellum

Often used to represent Hair-like structures on cells, but is also a good alternative for f*ck when your hurt yourself

Example 1: Wow look at that flagellum on that cell!

Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!

by Sexy Mini Stud Muffin April 26, 2009