Flabbergasted 

Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022

“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game”

Flabbergasted by pikolomali December 27, 2022

flabbergasted 

When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!

HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!

flabbergasted by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006

flabbergasted 

flatulent; gassy

Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.

flabbergasted by goodlookout September 27, 2010

Flabbergasted 

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure

when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home

Flabbergasted by itxt July 21, 2009

Flabbergasted 

A adjective meaning exciting or intriguing.

Alice was flabbergasted after she spotted her mother smoking a joint with the housekeeper.

Flabbergasted by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Flabbergasted 

Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.

I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo

Flabbergasted by Deccashoots May 18, 2016

Flabbergasted 

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan

Flabbergasted by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009