flabber g 

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.

1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.

flabber g by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018

Flabber Blasting 

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.

Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.

Flabber Blasting by The Master of all things December 30, 2014

Flabber Jabble 

A freak; A weirdo; A crazy person

My teacher is flabber jabble because he likes to pet squirrels.

Flabber Jabble by e.u.g.e.n.e May 12, 2012

flabber dabbid 

when you are about to sneeze and you accidentally shove a tooth brush up your butt

aww shit MOM i accidentally just flabber dabbid again, Ill get the oil.

flabber dabbid by Hobart Spanks June 15, 2018

flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

flabber-dik by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018

Flabber cake 

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

Flabber cake by Super motet November 28, 2020

Flabber-Gassed-It 

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

Flabber-Gassed-It by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022