Flagnod

Flagnod, often used in the expression what the flagnod, made popular as a curse word said by an alien in the movie Monsters vs Aliens, the meme is now used as a means to bypass censorship in moderated foums or chat rooms,

What the flagnod was that ?
Oh for Flagnod's Sake !
Flagnod you!

by Penitentmonk August 10, 2009

flain

Flying Rain, the kind that comes in sideways and you have to angle ur umbrella oddly.

Goddamn this flain smacking me in the face!

by kiasts April 13, 2003

Flamango

A person whose only love is for flamingos and mangos

Tom: That guy is such a flamango
Tim: Wow how can you only have a love for flamingos and mangos...

by EnglishDictionary1992 October 23, 2013

falandering

A term used to describe a person who is out and about, never home, or out on the streets up to no good, unable to stay in one place.

She wasn't home like she said she was, she was seen falandering around.

by liongirl77 April 22, 2014

Faangphobic

Person (typically a Software Engineer) with a deep fear or disgust to the idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)

Opposite of Faangsexual

geek1: Did you see the new Google posting. They are hiring Developers again. Are you going to apply?
geek2: No way. I'm Faangphobic as fuck.

by GeekNo2 October 25, 2020

Dirty Flanagan

A Dirty Flanagan is a commonly used term in Ireland. It is when a man drinks all his Irish Whiskey, he takes his penis and inserts it into the whiskey bottle and ejecaulates. He then shoves the bottle up the womans vagina/ Man's but.

Professor: Seamus where were you last night?
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!

by FLibbidy January 24, 2011

To Pull a Flanagan

(v)The act of refusing to take a shit over an extended period of time, due to constapation, medical reasons, or lack of prime dumping conditions.

The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.

Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.

and... trust me, It actually happened.

Guy 1: Dude, the bathrooms at this camp stink!

Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.

Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!

by Jermango January 2, 2011