Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021

Florial

A Florial is a Wood Fairy, which is found in Asia, although they have been seen in some parts of Europe, They are thought to Originate from Bosnia, They can be found among the most loveliest flowers, and are the most perfectly beautiful creatures known to exist, and whoever knows a florial, will be blessed with Happiness for life.

To find a Florial is very rare, but when you do find one, you will never ever forget it.

That isn't no ordinary Fairy, it's a Florial Fairy.

by MegaSeppiFan October 1, 2012

Floke

An ulterior definition for "Bloke", this describes a man or person of flokical or flokacious nature. It is commonly used before a contradictory negative comment relating to the nature/features of the subject person.

Tommy is a nice floke, but he is a bit chubby.

by tommyfommy123529 August 10, 2023

flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007

Florian

Florian (short. Flo) is one of the most lighthearted human beings you'll ever meet. He's thoughtful and witty, has his own kind of silly humor, filled with flat jokes, that will make you laugh anyway. He's a shy and won't trust anyone until they've truely proven their worth. He's the best listener and every conversation with him will clean your soul. A Florian falls very easily, often jumps to coclusions when it comes to love. But he will carry his chosen one on both hands, seriosly, you can't wish for a better boyfriend. He's crooked in the most flawless way and you can never not love a Florian when you've seen his true colours.

Florian is the best friend of Lara.

by PleaseNoSelfies February 20, 2018

Floriana

Floriana is a gorgeous girl! Everyone wants to be her friend. Many people are jealous of her and would kill to be her! She gets all they guys and gets to pick which ones she wants. Floriana is very smart, tallented, creative and funny girl. Everyone loves being around her! If anyone is a bitch to her she can be a bitch back but 10 times harder. Be careful around her because if you loose her you will regret it.

Girl 1- I wish i was you, your so gorgoeus!!
Floriana- Ohh thats so sweet! Everyone is gorgeous in their on way...

by Kukell October 30, 2011

dirty florian

When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip

Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.

by Dirty_Benjadin December 2, 2019