fixin’ to

Black for "about to" or "going to" or even "currently planning on"

found on blackenglish.com

I be fixin’ to fry me some chickens

by FD-MF-R March 9, 2007

Fixin'

Shooting up smack

Stop fucking fixin' in my house, you son of a bitch!

by legend 101 August 4, 2008

Fixins

Slang for weed when the blunt is cracked and you're lookin for the weed to fill it with. A reference to the southern term for toppings on food.

after cracking a Dutch and removing all unnecessary excess paper:

"Yo where the fixins?"

"Yo, I need some fixins for this."

"Yo, can i get some fixins or what?

by Yigstein's Money March 4, 2011

fixin to

A moronic, poorly used English phrase, meaning: I'm getting ready to do (whatever the task may be), or I am preparing for something. Normally used by common hicks from the south, often those who have betrayed their fiances...

I'm fixin' to go to the bank to cash the check you gave me, since I have no money of my own and can't support my own sorry self...

by zyxlmnop March 31, 2009

fetus fixin's

the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon

"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"

"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."

by jakeisjack November 3, 2020

fixin' to be set

Southern slang; good to go, all set.

Y'all are fixin' to be set, take care!

by Pal69 August 31, 2022

fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009