Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

Fixin' it

A way to describe masturbating (typically used by girls because it supposedly sounds less dirty).

Other conjugations: Fix it ("I need to fix it) or Fixed it (I just fixed it)

"Oh my gosh Becky, I am like sooo horny. I definitely am going to be fixin' it tonight!!"

by vodkasoderr December 2, 2010

fixin’ to

Black for "about to" or "going to" or even "currently planning on"

found on blackenglish.com

I be fixin’ to fry me some chickens

by FD-MF-R March 9, 2007

fixin' word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickens.

Person 1: What the Hell
Person 2: Hey use a fixin' word for that so I don't have to give you the dickens with my miscketgrabbers.

by BearsCenter June 6, 2017

fixin to break dog

meenin getting ready to leave

hey man I am "fixin to break dog!"

by crusty Pekker February 4, 2010

fixin to

A moronic, poorly used English phrase, meaning: I'm getting ready to do (whatever the task may be), or I am preparing for something. Normally used by common hicks from the south, often those who have betrayed their fiances...

I'm fixin' to go to the bank to cash the check you gave me, since I have no money of my own and can't support my own sorry self...

by zyxlmnop March 31, 2009

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011