fist fuck friday

A hard days work on Friday. A busy Friday night, when things go wrong. overwhelmed on a Friday.

Are you ready for Fist Fuck Friday (FFF)?

This is going to be a Fist Fuck Friday!

by Rchef326 January 3, 2008

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Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic November 1, 2008

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Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014

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fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003

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Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

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