[Fission Mailure]

A word of which was founded when swapping the first letters of the phrase "Mission Failure"
1. A Complete Fail
2. The Act of Mailing A Fission
3. "WoW YoU F41L 50h4rd u n00b! Tr0l0l0l0l0l!!"

(Man is masturbating)Ohhh Babbyy hheerree iitt ccoommees!!! 'squirt' Whaaa????!!!! "FISSION MAILURE"

Man you real Mailed your Fission when you passed out at your wedding bro (ALL)"FISSION MAILURE!!!"

by DatOneNigga February 14, 2012

Pooplear Fission

When the unstoppable turd meets the immovable asshole.

Man, I haven't been able to crap since a week before thanksgiving dinner! When I finally hit the pot I'll probably achieve Pooplear Fission and blow the back out of the toilet.

by Sk1walker December 6, 2010

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Fission

Breaking up (used while telling abt a break up when the target of the subject is around you)

Jessica and socky broke up*
Sickly: pineapple and Apple literally went through a fission (Jessica is at the verge of crying but cannot break down rn cuz she dint understand shi)

by KrysIsAGoodPerson March 3, 2024