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Fission Mailed
Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.
"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."
"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!
"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!
Fission Mailed by SCANK April 18, 2005
Related Words
fession • fessional • brofessional • HOfessional • professional • FISSION MAILED • Fessin • Fassionate • Fassion the Snow • fespionage
Ho-Fessional
A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
Ho-Fessional
A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008
frecular fission
frecular fission by j_lesnoood June 16, 2018
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Scrotal Fission
A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.
Scrotal Fission by psylence July 31, 2015
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