Firetruck

1) A guy who is scared of initiating conversation or making a move on a girl.

2) A guy who will make up any excuse, no matter how lame, in order to not talk to a girl.

* In reference to the "STAY BACK 500 FEET!" sign on the back of a firetruck.

Alex: That girl is soo hot over there.
Danny: Make a move then, go talk to her!
Alex: Nah, it's ok. She probably has a boyfriend anyways.
Danny: You firetruck motherfucker I hate you.

by dasjew September 30, 2010

Firetruck

Anword that starts with f and ends with uck but isn't fuck.

A firetruck can save lives.

by waterililicious August 6, 2012

Firetruck

Gay anal sex without lubrication and using water to dose the burning sensation at the end

"Dude, I firetrucked some guy and I had to use a gallon of water to get rid of the burn"

by MonsterMexican March 10, 2016

Firetruck

1. a shiny pink window - see also: sex

2. a shiny dildo wrapped in marijuana leaves that you light on fire and extinguish with your tongue or mouth - see also: pot-dildo

1. The pink Firetruck glimmered in the sunlight.

2. Wow, Liz got an orgasm, a high, and a 3rd degree burn with that Firetruck!

by erik February 21, 2005

Firetruck

another word for a mentally challenged individual

Your such a firetruck!!

by Slim Steph July 15, 2008

firetrucking

trying to put out a flame war by calming down the participants or distracting them with other topics. A popular tactic used by forum bitches who can't take a joke.

"Man, stop firetrucking and let us handle this you little bitch."

by Joe Blaw July 30, 2006

Firetruck

Smosh's slang for fuck "Because it starts with f and ends with uck"

"Firetruck you you firetrucking bastard!"

by Hi I know things June 18, 2016