finkled

When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.

just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!

by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016

Finkle

1. Laces out. No laces in.

2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.

Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.

After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

Finkled

When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.

Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!

by finklerquestion January 5, 2011

Finkle

Finkle is a word that was created so we could cuss without getting in troulbe.

2. male/female Genitalia

OUCH! That hurt like a Finkle

by tjbasv April 20, 2009

Finkled

when returning a ping-pong ball with a smash but completely missing the table or hitting the net

you finkled that easy hit of the ping-pong ball by completely missing the table

by blockablocka December 13, 2012

Finkle

When one farts so hard, with such force, it causes you to tinkle.

Aaron ate so much popcorn during Harry Potter, it caused him to finkle a little bit.

by Prairiedog100 May 2, 2018

Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010