When someone acts faggoty, evasive, secretive, hostile and sneaky, they are a Fink. This is someone you don't want to associate with, but you don't want to fuck with either. Finks are known to be sly, deceptive, and powerful in certain ways. If there was a zombie apocalypse, a fink would be the smartest, strongest, faggiest zombie. If there were a zombie apocalypse however, you would want to find a human fink to be on your side so you don't get finked in the ass.
Jesus H Christ Kevin, you are such a fucking fink when we play NHL. Next time you fink out I'm going to put our a cigarette on your fucking forehead.
by cjh949383282132312351 October 23, 2011
by TMOUS May 10, 2006
by Smalls April 5, 2005
A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.
A tattler.
A snitch.
A stoolie.
A canary.
A squealer.
In short, a person beneath contempt.
A tattler.
A snitch.
A stoolie.
A canary.
A squealer.
In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
by mmq5f5 August 31, 2011
(adj.)Sometimes referred to as a rat or spy.
(n.) Really awesome person with a huge penis, but ladies...dont get him wrong, he has great respect for almost everyone. Fink can sometimes be spotted walking around the campus of Longwood, or in the summer time you can spot Fink in his hometown of bumfuck Fred-Vegas.
(n.) Really awesome person with a huge penis, but ladies...dont get him wrong, he has great respect for almost everyone. Fink can sometimes be spotted walking around the campus of Longwood, or in the summer time you can spot Fink in his hometown of bumfuck Fred-Vegas.
by Anonymous... November 19, 2004