fing

To masturbate.

Why do they call them fingers? Because guys fing with them all the time.

by LifelessEyelid February 15, 2004

Fing

Abbreviation of the word "fucking" used where you don't want to the F-word, like in front of kids or grandparents.
Preferably used with the word "thing" or other words ending with "-ing".

Nice fing thing, brah!
You look absolutely fing bling amazing!

by COCO_ONE May 14, 2021

Fing

What I never see fingers do.

Oh, there they go.

by Otto May 25, 2004

Fing-A

Acronym for Fucking Asshole; prevents the user from saying profanity; popular in the 1960-1980.

Fing-A that guy just cut me off.

by dKell November 5, 2005

Fing

to make, do, or manipulate something. From the Latin verb "Fingere", meaning to shape or create. This is what fingers do.

I have to finish finging these vases, but then we can brochillax.

I wondered what all the ridence was about, and then I saw George mugging and trying to fing gang signs and I joined right in. LOL!

by That Dance Guy February 25, 2010

finging

What fingers do when they do whatever they do.

"They call them fingers, but how do we know when they're finging?"

by Management, The January 18, 2008

finge

When blood comes out your pee-hole.

Crap, man, I totally finged last night.

by binary_parasite January 1, 2012