Finkel zone

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

by Dallas Harding July 10, 2010

Finchel

The totally canon pairing of the hot male lead, Finn Hudson and the stunning young ingenue Rachel Berry in the hit TV show Glee. It is easily the best paring on the show, because the relationship of Finchel spouts rainbows and butterflies. Finchel will one day have Tony Award winning, football playing children. Until then, we just like hearing them sing together.

Girl: Do you ship Finchel or Puckleberry?
Boy: Finchel, duh. They're so cute together!

by natalie goodman. October 25, 2010

finkelsmorg

A random word to yell at passerbys that make them think you're either retarded or high.

Hello. How are you? FINKELSMORG!!!

by Savannah May 13, 2005

Finkelstein

German/Jewish last name that roughly translates to 'Sparkle Stone'

Guy 1: Wait what did you say your last name was?
Guy 2: Finkelstein, why?
Guy 1: What's that even supposed to mean?
Guy 2: I think it means sparkle stone or something like that.
Guy 1: Cool I guess

by SeldomFire17 December 7, 2016

finchel

The drug of choice for whiny & immature teenagers. Highly dangerous, side effects include unrealistic views on relationships, appropriate behavior, life, and veganism, as well as developing fetishes for people of abnormal height and aggressive, rude behavior. Avoid at all costs.

Person A: I love Finchel!! Finchel is the best!! Haters can die!!!!!!
Person B: You need an intervention.

by dsksquared August 22, 2012

finkels

noun

Someone who is incredibly clumsy; a clumzie.
Said person may be a bit of an airhead and may also forget to think before speaking.

(After someone trips)... "Gosh, you're such a finkels!"
(After someone drops something)... "Why don't you just change your name to finkels, huh?!"
(After someone asks a really stupid question)... "That was soo finkels of you!"

by northeast May 4, 2006

finkelroy

the act of inserting your own balls into your ass and shitting them out.

Jeffs most likly in the bathroom giving himself finkelroys

by stevie jay82 July 1, 2009