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filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.
Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.
by Freebie December 9, 2012
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Norwegian Filibuster

Any politician wants to have sexual intercourse (sex) ... But you don't want it to happen!!!!!
Instead of physically trying to separate the lovers, use the Norwegian Filibuster!!!!
Use delaying tactics to stop the heinous actions our leaders try to commit on a daily basis
J.Johnson: I'm doing sex with this other politician look at me
Other politician: I am doing sex with this guy look at me go
Jonesy: I have delay tactics also Norwegian Filibuster so back off and unlatch
by The New Jersey Times January 11, 2023
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filibuster

To reject someone's friend request or group invite on Facebook by just leaving it there, preventing the sender from sending a new request
If anybody filibuster rejects a lot of people, they will have a lot of friend requests in their home page.
by fermatx September 8, 2009
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Filibuster

Refusal to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote.
Person 1: It's like Donald Trump is being filibuster on purpose!
Person 2: Yeah...
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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filibuster

To talk constantly until a female has no choice but to give you a blow job in an effort to shut you up. Proven effective on several occasions.
I filibustered sloan last night for two hours and she finally caved and sucked my dick.
by iJeeves December 16, 2008
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Filibuster

A mechanism in the Senate used to block attempts at democracy while upholding fascism and white supremacy
The extremely popular bill did not pass because the filibuster prevented it from passing.
by UrbanDefinitionMaker March 22, 2021
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filibusted

A busted chick that wont shut the fuck up. As in a filibuster.
This ugly broad wouldnt shut up about her cats. She was filibusted.
by Mr. Bob Dobalina September 19, 2009
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