Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Fiddling with the (input*/output*)

Input* meaning the mouth, and output* meaning the anal cavity. A term/phrase relating to oral or anal sex, respectively.

A: I was fiddling with the input on my girlfriend last night.

B: HAH! I know! I was fiddling with her output the other night!

Fiddling with the (input*/output*) can be interchanged anywhere.

by little_hollow March 8, 2023

Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.

Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.

by aq_ua March 31, 2023

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

by egnaro May 17, 2005

celebratory pussy fiddling

The act of diddling yourself after a moments achievement

"I just finished painting my nails, time for some celebratory pussy fiddling"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

worm fiddling

The process of hammering a wooden stake into the ground, then rubbing it rhythmically with another object in order to drive worms to the surface of the earth. Made famous by the annual Worm Fiddling Festival in Caryville, FL and often used by fishermen to get bait.

"Has anyone seen Davie?" "He's practicing his worm fiddling in the backyard."

by Worm Man May 29, 2017

I'ma Fiddling

A action that is purposeful in which you do without a second guess.

Yo Dan, I'ma fiddling to pet this big ass elephant!

by A Big Panda August 29, 2019