The Fez

When one of your friends decides to peace out abruptly and unexpectedly, usually leaving you with the tab, without a ride, etc... they pull "The Fez."

Justin: "Hey dude, Moe said he's down to be our DD tonight!
Andy: "Hell yeah!"
HOURS LATER...
Justin: Shit I'm drunk, where's Moe???
Andy: He left because he said he had to be up at 4:30am for church, now we have to get a cab!
Justin: Damn! He just pulled "The Fez!"

by MichaelVMayhem March 18, 2013

The Fez

To scream at someone or yell at them in anger.

"I did the Fez to a lady in the grocery store for bumping into me with her cart"

by Suge White October 27, 2007

FEZ

FEZ (Abbreviation): Flesh Eating Zombie

A slur used by vegans against (non thinking) meat eaters.

Typical FEZ.

At 2:30 pm the town is full of FEZ

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Fez

Australian colloquiallism short for feral, meaning someone who aestetically unpleasant to look at or an object of questionable sanitary appeal

Guy 1 - Hey, what do you think of Tanya?
Guy 2 - Dude, wtf? She's fez...!

Girl 1 - Eugh, I just knelt on gum
Girl 2 - Fez.

by Joelywh December 18, 2008

Fez

Your Face

Taking the micky out of someone who has had something funny happened to them... Eg - In ya FEZ!!!

by The Lichfield Crazies April 6, 2010

the fez

The soon to be ruler of the world, surely?

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Fez

To describe one's self as being the sum of all knowledge. To describe someone as being enlightened with the physical world.

Omg you are so Fez!

Wow he is Mr Fez!

by MusePhysick January 28, 2010