Festination

Festination: a place you go to have a good time, usually with friends, food, and drinks. Combination of fest and destination.

I'm meeting up with my friends tonight at a great festination in SoMa for laughs, drinks and food.

by Rochelly July 15, 2011

festin

The hottest boy ever, everyones crush.

Omg look at that Festin

by Fizika November 24, 2020

festivous

A ficticious holiday created by writers of the TV show Seinfeld. It was created by George's father, Frank Costanza. The holiday is suppose to be an alternative to Christmas, Hanukka and other more widely celebrated holidays. With this in mind the catch phrase "A Festivous for the rest of us!" was created. Festivous is celebrated symbolically with a plain steel pole called the Festivous Pole and games such as the Feats of Strength are played. Traditionally the Festivous celebration is not over until George pins his father in a Feats of Strength wrestling match.

A Festivous for the rest of us!

by dobodob December 12, 2005

Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012

Le Joyeux Festin

1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten

2) a reference to an oral sexual act

1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!

2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD

by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

Festibox

Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.

See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)

'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'

'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'

by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011