Fert

A person who doesn’t look like a person

Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human

by Genzar December 30, 2018

Fert

A fert is a little man no no bit, commonly used as an insult to your best friend.

(Preferably call your best friend Sadie, a fert)

YOU LITTLE FERT

by Eclipse's behind :D October 8, 2023

What fert do

What to do

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do

by B boy November 6, 2023

Fert

A rare conditon where the patient (normally a teenager and/or young adult) thinks about chicken feet when their mind goes blank. other symptoms includes: laughing too much at jokes, sweaty toes, feeling tired all the time and having neck pains. Currently there is no cure for it but the best way to avoid it is by not looking at pictures of chicken feet.

"Oh dear im suffering from fert cause i can't stop thinking about chicken feet"

by TazzyJackson December 14, 2021

Fert

Another spelling of fart

“Dude that fert was nasty”

by Fert king May 15, 2021

fert

to hate you

i fert you

by tia taitano May 20, 2021

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024