Fert

A rare conditon where the patient (normally a teenager and/or young adult) thinks about chicken feet when their mind goes blank. other symptoms includes: laughing too much at jokes, sweaty toes, feeling tired all the time and having neck pains. Currently there is no cure for it but the best way to avoid it is by not looking at pictures of chicken feet.

"Oh dear im suffering from fert cause i can't stop thinking about chicken feet"

by TazzyJackson December 14, 2021

Fert

if yk yk
fert isn’t something you know, it’s something that knows you
fert is fert

“Quit ferting out bro”
“Yo that’s pretty fert”
“ffl (fert for life”

by fertinginthe757 May 31, 2025

ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.

"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"

by mochacoughy February 27, 2012

Fert

A person who doesn’t look like a person

Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human

by Genzar December 30, 2018

fert

trash or overall bad

"yea this dude josh jus got dumped"

"Bro this dude is FERT"

by LiverDaGoat February 26, 2024

Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.

Luis has a raging fert infection.

by Señorita H. June 6, 2025

Fert

Another spelling of fart

“Dude that fert was nasty”

by Fert king May 15, 2021