Febreezio Shower

A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.

dude hurry up we gotta go

hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower

by Pmaxell92 December 9, 2009

Farbreeze

The ability to openly flatulate due to the fact that you are outside, when an internal passing of gas would be uncomfortable.

"Wow, thank God for that Farbreeze. That meeting was so long I thought I would explode. i couldn't wait to get outside"

by ABSeez September 5, 2007

Fabreeze Fairy

A person who busts out the Fabreeze to freshen up a rank-smelling room / apartment / office to make it habitable again.

Girl: UGH! It smells absolutely rank in here!

Boy: I've got some Fabreeze, want to be the Fabreeze Fairy?

by Keepin’ It Fresh June 28, 2010

hispanic febreze

A fart

Passenger: *Lifts leg and farts*
Driver: Man wtf
Passenger: Nothing like the fresh scent of hispanic febreze

by socref79 January 31, 2012

Febreze ironing

The act of taking wrinkled clothing, spraying it heavily with Febreze and running it through the dryer for five minutes (blow drying it in a pinch) instead of hauling out the ironing board and iron and doing a proper job. Also works when the clothes are not freshly washed.

I've got to be at work in an hour and my jacket looks like I slept in it, but a bit of Febreze ironing should take care of it.

Mmmmm, you smell good. Febreze iron your sweater this morning?

by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008

Ferbreze Brothers

When you start fresh with someone (ie, forget your past) you call yourselves the Ferbreze Brothers

Person 1) Can we start over

Person 2) Yeah, sure.

1) Cool. We should call ourselves the Ferbreze Brothers, coz it's feeling so fresh right now.

by Renlau August 23, 2011

Febreeze Bomb

The act of closing oneself into a room at a friend's house or apartment with a full bottle of Frbreeze and expending the entire contents of the bottle in the room.

I closed myself In Jesse's bathroom and Febreeze bombed the shit out of that bitch.

Now I have to take a shower .

by Jukmstif September 6, 2016