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Fedora Guy

Also called a "nice guy"

It is some malnourished (either super skinny or super fat) guy who thinks he's so cool and smart when in fact he just sounds like a smartass without being so smart because, you know, he just picks up random, deep words from a Latin dictionary or a game or somewhere else. He usually calls other people names like he's some god or something (also, often he does not believe in God and will always try to bash that "truth" in believers' face). He also tends not to ever think he is wrong.

His usual outfit is any dark clothes that allow him to absorb sunlight like a black hole, so you can expect the worst smells (of unhygienic neck beards and the like) to surround his presence. He also dons and tips the infamous "fedora" (actually a trilby), thinking he looks cool in such a manner.

Usually he is a basement dweller, like, he's some sort of a bottom feeder who feeds on Doritos while humping the hole on the bottom end of a dakimakura pillow (i.e. his waifuu). There are times he wants to impress real girls but always fails because of his plain ugliness inside out. He starts off as a "nice guy" (ergo, earning the alternative name for him) who tries to make the girl "beautiful". Then he proceeds to call her, whom has called them out for being such a creep, a big slut who only wants to date the douchebag (i.e. more attractive and probably more tolerable male).
in an SMS thread

Guy: Hey, beautiful. *bows and kisses your hand*

Girl: Uhm. Hi?

Guy: Hehe. I noticed your beauty that stood among the others at WalMart last night. I cannot help but listen to your little talk with the caramel-colored female so I can get your number.

Girl: Stop that. I have a boyfriend.

Guy: You sure you don't want to be treated like a woman? He will leave you, I won't. Also, nice pair of bosoms you have. Mind if I see them?

Girl: Nice try, fedora guy, but no

Guy: Hehe. *kisses your cheek*

Girl:

Girl:

Girl:

Guy: Hello?

Guy: Still there?

Guy: Lol I was trying to be nice and gentlemanly to you but you choose to fuck the dickhead in your bedroom. Lol. Bye
by somejudgmentalbish June 29, 2017
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fedorable

anything constructed from felt.
fedorable housing is much easier to heat, and reduces carbon footprints. With the increasing number of hats showing up at estate sales, this is perhaps more important than what is happening in the middle east.
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fedorable

something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.
For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.
by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008
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fedorable

furry and green with a brackish flavor.
I coughed up a fedorable lung cookie
by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008
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fedora fic

A piece of literature that involves Frank Gioia, also known as Crankthatfrank, Patrick Stump, and the infamous fedora.
Person A: Have you heard of the Fedora Fic?
Person B: Stop talking right now.
by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017
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fedorable

Fabrics that chafe the inner thigh and lower buttock.
Doris switched over to thongs, because there was none of the danger she usually faced with more fedorable materials, and it caused all the gentlemen at the senior buffet to give her a second look.
by McCains depends February 17, 2008
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something that tastes great when boiled. A Canuck delicacy.
The Lafleur family sat down to a fedorable dinner of boiled cabbage.
by Francois Mitterand February 19, 2008
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