fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.

Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"

by Wisk January 31, 2008

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.

I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.

by EGM September 4, 2003

Russian Female Gold Diggers

Beautiful but pieces of ungrateful shit that make you spend unnecessary amounts of money ranging up to thousands

only men who don’t get pussy and are desprete get russian female gold diggers

by Fadeider January 14, 2019

fecal biscuit

A synonym for a butt nugget; A turd; piece of poo; what you drop in the toilet after eating a half pound beef and potato burrito;

"Damn son, I just dropped mad fecal biscuits in the bowl right quick."
"Yoooo it smells someone deposited some fecal biscuits in this bitch, cop some febreeze!"
"She was so drunk last night she got fecal biscuits all over the floor."

by chris stevenson March 14, 2008

Fealty

To give oneself entirely to one's lord.

She offered him her ass as a sign of fealty.

by Bull313 January 2, 2012

Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

by mystymysts December 3, 2018