feces felon

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude

God, Bob is such a feces felon!

by Joe Brannen September 23, 2005

Soul Felons

A family based in the North West from California, Washington and Vancouver BC.

They're the best looking bboys/bgirls in the planet.

Yea, Soul Felons changed my life.

If I'm having a bad day I just think about Soul Felons and I smile.

I drove 3 hours to see them at a breakdance competition and I actually shook one of their hands, never washed em'.

by JirehSoriano January 06, 2012

Felon Profiling

is the inclusion of previous criminal history or convictions when determining whether a person is considered likely to commit a particular type of crime or an illegal act or to behave in a "predictable" manner. It should not be confused with the more comprehensive Offender Profiling, Psychological Profiling or Racial Profiling. It is believed that as we move deeper into the 21st century, the practice has the potential to become more controversial among the general public. The practice of Felon Profiling is commonly abused by law enforcement as they interact and come into contact with the ever increasing number of convicted felons, many of whom harbor harsh feelings of felony disenfranchisement and social out casting due to their treatment in main stream society as felons.

The officer used felon profiling when he shot me and assumed I was armed.

by FelonHelper June 02, 2009

Felon's Guilt

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").

The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.

by The Ripper March 26, 2005

Former Felon

A term invented by politicians to justify allowing felons to vote. There is no such thing as a former felon, once a felon, always a felon.

Hearing held to decide whether Florida’s former felons should be allowed to vote

by non-pc August 19, 2020

Mc Felon

When you work at Mc Donalds and have 3 or more write ups and or on work probation

Braye: Man i got another write up today for eating some nuggets on the clock, that makes 3.

Gerald: Damn your a Mc Felon!

by Jamaldo March 17, 2011

Casual Felon

A functioning drug addict. Someone who values a 48 hour straight, drug induced dance party over a clean criminal record. This person usually has a good job and and has never been busted for drugs, but doesn't understand that his weekend drug use is a felony because everyone he surrounds himself with is also indulging in an all weekend bender.

I just got to the party and the casual felons are still dancing in their clothes from two nights ago, high on coke and ecstasy.

by The Sexuation July 28, 2011