A gray hair church lady talk about she was sexually assaulted 40 angry cats Mexican construction workers I couldn't see them but they were so hairy
by Kingofdick April 21, 2020
Get the Federal bun buster mug.When a person has been stentenced to a long prison term, they often feel the need to experiment (sexually) with one another. The term "federal sexual" is currently being used in federal institutions to justify/ explain inmates unusual sexual behaviours with each other. Only refers to Federal inmates, the rest are just plain gay.
Inmate 1: Yo man, I need to get my dick wet - bend over...NOW!!
Inmate 2: Forget that celly!!?? That's so gay!!
Inmate 1: Naw man, it aint gay, its "federal sexual" ;)
Inmate 2: NAW MAN......its gay......
Inmate 1: I'm not gay!!!......just my dick is......
Inmate 2: alright then (bends over and takes it like he likes it)
Inmate 2: Forget that celly!!?? That's so gay!!
Inmate 1: Naw man, it aint gay, its "federal sexual" ;)
Inmate 2: NAW MAN......its gay......
Inmate 1: I'm not gay!!!......just my dick is......
Inmate 2: alright then (bends over and takes it like he likes it)
by TYSIMIMC October 5, 2012
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“Tips Fedora” is an online expression used in mocking response to a statement of opinion thought to be held by a young adult male who probably wears fedora as a fashion accessory. The phrase refers to the gesture of tipping one’s hat as an expression of recognition or acknowledgement between two persons.
by A non tipper of a fedora February 9, 2015
Get the tips fedora mug.Federal Reserve is a private bank of the NWO/Bilderberg old fat cats.
The fat cat international bankers,
(1) buy top leaders around the world, then
(2) create private banks called the "Federal Reserve," "Central Bank of Xcountry…,” "Bank of xxcountry"
(3) detach paper currency from the Gold standard;
(4) use the Treasury to print, horde, or release currency, to bubble or bust countries around the world. To gain power and mo resources.
George Soros is their most famous member.
The fat cat international bankers,
(1) buy top leaders around the world, then
(2) create private banks called the "Federal Reserve," "Central Bank of Xcountry…,” "Bank of xxcountry"
(3) detach paper currency from the Gold standard;
(4) use the Treasury to print, horde, or release currency, to bubble or bust countries around the world. To gain power and mo resources.
George Soros is their most famous member.
The 2011 Wall Street Rioters are rioting at the wrong place. They should be in front of the Federal Reserve building. Fed is the Head, while Wall Street is only the hands.
by thisisacrazyyear October 2, 2011
Get the Federal Reserve mug.When one's testes are dimpled and slightly flattened at the edges, in the manner of a fedora. Extremely painful to experience, but women will treat you like a man with a puppy. See fedorable
Sally opened the car door on John's nuts so fast, that he found himself laying on sidewalk with throbbing fedoraballs. As John lay writhing on the ground, it wasn't 15 seconds before he was surrounded with a bevy of dames pinching him affectionately on the scrotum and taint. They were all luxuriating in it's silky texture, and sweet musky scent, cooing to it as one would a baby, or a weaned pup.
Sally stood to the side, hands on hips. "Golly, that John is surrounded by gorgeous gals. I don't like this at all! Not one iota! By my stars and garters, I'll never smash him in the nuts again. I'll say, those ladies are uncomfortably close to his dick!"
John was groaning simultaneously in pain and pleasure, for he was by now fully unfurled.
Sally shooed the girls away, and they protested loudly,"Hey, what's the big idea?""There's enough to go around, Sister!""Hey, Buzz off! You've got a lotta moxie." "Why I oughta...""See here, you silly broad!"
Sally stood to the side, hands on hips. "Golly, that John is surrounded by gorgeous gals. I don't like this at all! Not one iota! By my stars and garters, I'll never smash him in the nuts again. I'll say, those ladies are uncomfortably close to his dick!"
John was groaning simultaneously in pain and pleasure, for he was by now fully unfurled.
Sally shooed the girls away, and they protested loudly,"Hey, what's the big idea?""There's enough to go around, Sister!""Hey, Buzz off! You've got a lotta moxie." "Why I oughta...""See here, you silly broad!"
by Vidal Sassoon January 23, 2008
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Get the FedAss mug.Software or programs intentionally created by government entities with the purpose of monitoring, tracking, or collecting data on individuals or groups, often without their knowledge or consent. Fedware may be used for surveillance, intelligence gathering, or law enforcement purposes.
Fedware can also be programs that contain hidden backdoors or vulnerabilities intentionally inserted by government entities for the purpose of gaining unauthorized access or control over computer systems or networks.
Fedware can also be programs that contain hidden backdoors or vulnerabilities intentionally inserted by government entities for the purpose of gaining unauthorized access or control over computer systems or networks.
John: "Did you hear? They just found out that ProtonMail is actually fedware!"
Max: "Who could've known that the supposedly secure email service was secretly created by federal agents?"
Max: "Who could've known that the supposedly secure email service was secretly created by federal agents?"
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