fedorable

The way a cat measures up a piece of territory before he sprays it with his signature musk.

Morris fixed his feline gaze on the new boyfriend, and thought to himself:
"as soon as they're asleep, I'm gonna spray his jeans and leather jacket. They look expensive and delightfully fedorable!"

by Felix the territorial cat February 16, 2008

fedorable

accordianlike, foldable, able to shrink.

The penis, the nipple, and the anus are remarkably fedorable organs.

by headache and nausea February 13, 2008

fedorable

a suitable candidate for jousting, or simply poking with a stick

Louis I found Richard the lionhearted eminently fedorable. They were also suspected of being lovers.

by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008

fedorable

able to be spread evenly, from the "Agrarian Almanac," 1973

1) Manure is a relatively cheap fertilizer that is rich in nutrients and extremely fedorable.
2) Chad preferred to withold his ejaculate in the ancient Chinese custom of storing Chi, but Marcus was as fedorable as a garden sprinkler.

by Farmer Joe's seed February 16, 2008

fedorable

A mispelling of the word fedurable, which is what happens any government program in the federal governments hands. The funds for it are quickly siphoned off to the friends of the party in power ***cough***Bush!***cough!***

The money Fedor brought to buy drinks for the ladies quickly vanished, and he went home to pull his pud. It was a fedorable outcome.

by mumsy wus her husband February 12, 2008

fedorable

A term from the civil war describing whether a conscript was a suitable soldier. Believed to originate in the joining of the terms "fit or able."

No one doubted whether Robert E. Lee was fedorable. He was a hottie.

by Bo Dukes nutsack February 16, 2008

fedorable

easily roused to unreasonable and racist rage.

Luke looked like a gentle soul, but when he was wearing that funny white hood and holding a torch, he was fedorable.

by Bo Dukes nutsack February 16, 2008