The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!
Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.