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One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.
Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.
fedex by James January 29, 2005
FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis
He's really a FedEx, he smoked like 15 dutches.
Fedex by Tomcarlo September 7, 2017
The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!
Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.
FedEx by Rainiered September 15, 2021
fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases
user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k
fedex by fedex420 May 11, 2022
Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!
Fedex by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022
I’m on my way to FedEx
FedEx by Rdeano19 November 29, 2022