Fwampi

To brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; I didn't make this up, either.

To everyone's disgust, Erica fwampi'd a chair. Ew. She should be shot. D:

by Lyktotally February 17, 2005

Fwampi

To have bestial sex with a sheep. Aka, to rape a sheep.

Sometimes, when Mark goes to his father's farm, he has to Fwampi Martha the old sheep.

by Eileen V August 31, 2005

Famphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against families, children, old people.

a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.

When someone asks “why would you want to have kids”. You can tell them “you sound FAMPHOBIC”

by dumpling765 July 2, 2022

falmpace

Something that causes a face palm but is doubly retarded and so hard it literally rearranges the letters

The shit she said made me falmpace

by Protatoe November 27, 2011

fampa

A nickname that you call someone that you love a lot

‘DAYMM look at my FAMPA’

by ‘ursimp’ October 30, 2020

happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

famping

1 - the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as "eating face", but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. Can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd "dry noises" and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend's couch.

2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.

3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.

CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.

"Ew, what were Shirley and Blake doing in the movies last night?"
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."

"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."

"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."

by Papa Bell Hemps December 24, 2009