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Fakesgiving

A celebration of Thanksgiving not taking place on the actual holiday. Usually taking place due to some conflict with celebrating Thanksgiving on its respective day.
I went to my moms house for Fakesgiving because I will be spending Thanksgiving with my dad.
by kellerma November 15, 2009
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Fakespeare

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)
1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."
by Operactress May 17, 2011
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fawesome

Dude, did you see me hit that dolpin with that egg... that was fawesome!
by Bubba October 13, 2003
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Fakesh baree

It's an original Gilaki(language of north of Iran) phrase which has a veriaty of definitions ranging from come on! or no kidding! when used in a friendly way, to go away, get the hell outta here or fuck off when used with anger. Baree individually means bro in Gilaki
1. For example when a strange boy comments shits on your girl's pic to flirt, you can reply to him "fakesh baree"
2. A: "that loner loser got a hot chick...khak ti sare mian(Gilaki; shame on you!)" B:"fakesh baree!"
by /Dena/ August 16, 2018
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Fakestinian

An Arab outcast from Syria, Jordan, or Egypt who believes in a concocted myth of a sovereign Arab state called "Palestine" (despite no such state historically existing). Favorite hobbies include throwing rocks at either civilians or the IDF and then screaming like a toddler when getting a taste of his own medicine, during thousands of rockets at Israeli civilians and crying foul when IDF retaliates, stabbing random Israeli civilians.

The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.
The Fakestinian is the archetypal wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll bleat about how evil the "Zionists" are while himself being brainwashed to murder, maim, and injure any random "Yahud" he can find. Classic projection.

Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?
by Wake Up July 11, 2022
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Fakeship

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out
Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship
by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017
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Fakesonal

Generic message that pretends to be personal, poorly. Mostly sent from companies after having some interaction with them.
What are we going to send users that left us?
- Anything, just not another fakesonal email
by ninjatune November 12, 2018
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