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bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.
look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.
by anal passage July 19, 2006
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Fatstard

A obese male that wears his clothes too tight and let's his muffin top hang all out. A fatstard is also a obese male that wears saggin' pants without wearing underwear. The fatstard has no consideration for the people who are blinded by his enormous ass crack and muffin top.
Friend 1. "Wow that fatstard has a huge, smelly ass crack!"

Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"

Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "

Girl 2. "Ewww his muffin top is disgusting."
by Male Romper May 26, 2017
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fastard

Combination of 'fucking' and 'bastard' - fastard.

Commonly used among indians who argue
"you bloody fastard you"

"i am no fastard you mother fastard you!"
by The_Mannn April 3, 2020
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Fagstard

1. Fagstard: someone who is a faggot and bastard at the same, usually to spare yourself the time to call someone both words you just use Fagstard instead.

2. Not necessarily a gay person but a really annoying person that wont just leave you alone after declining politely eg bellboy, waiters asking for tips, email spammers etc

3. A homophobe. since there is zero reason to be homophobic. A homophobic person is definitely a closet faggot and a bastard at the same time.

See examples below:
1. Me: I called my roommate a bastard faggot (fagstard) last year and later apologised to him months later.

2. Emmanuel: I unsubscribed these guys from my mailing list but somewhere they still send me spam emails.
Me: fagstards! I have several of them also!!

3. Me: yo, I heard gay men are killed in Iraq by ISIS guys.
My reflection: such hilarity! Homophobes at day, fagstards at night!
by DavidandIsaac December 16, 2020
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Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat
by Rhys bond April 20, 2018
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