Fauxrection

When a girl believes that she would have an erection, if she were a boy.

"Damn girl your legs look good wrapped around me, if I were a boy...oh man...i totally have a fauxrection right now."

by AAA9008 October 30, 2008

fauxreo

An imitation or generic version of an Oreo cookie such as hyrdox.

I hate it when mom gets cheap and buys fauxreos.

by Vassilia December 25, 2008

Fauxres

sexy

I want fauxres inside me.

by fauxresgf November 7, 2021

fauxreo

A chocolate sandwich cookie (like an Oreo) that is not of the Oreo brand (like Hydrox or store brand cookies).

Most cookies 'n' cream ice cream is made with fauxreos because brand name Oreos are more expensive.

by scrauder December 24, 2005

Fauxtee

A mustache and beard that does not connect with each other to make a complete goatee.

I can't get my beard to connect with my mustache, so I have to settle with the fauxtee.

by Lu Menace August 24, 2012

Fauxnee

Fauxnees are people most commonly millenials, born in the early 80s to mid 90s. In real life they appear to be dishonest or incapable of having real life relationships, seem to lack the ability to be intimate, and are often disguised as selfish or non present partners, and always come off polite or shy, but still give their loved ones the sense they are disliked, hated or dishonest. Really they are actually capable of the highest level of intimacy, love, honesty, devotion, and especially epic romance, but only if the relationship is sustained through phone contact and other devices and doesn't have too much real life interaction that might easily scare them away.

Pam: I think my boyfriend hates me or maybe he's cheating?
Kelly: no Pam, he's just a fauxnee, kick him out and then text him, see if you get better communication, or search some key words on Twitter maybe u will find some fake profiles of him talking shit about you to his new girlfriend"

by Nightcarlie April 8, 2018

Fauxreo

An off-brand Oreo cookie, usually made by a large grocery store as a cheaper alternative.
(Foh-reo)

Person 1: Hey, can you drive to the store and buy some Oreos for my party tonight?
Person 2: I don't have very much money on me, so I'll have to get fauxreos, is that okay?
Person 1: That's good with me.

by Some reputable source March 16, 2019