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Fauxday
Pronounced FOday. Combination of Faux Friday. The Thursday before a Friday that you have off from work or school that feels like Friday to you.
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Fauxgly
The unnatural ugliness from too much plastic surgery: usually on the face. Can also describe other plastic surgery malpracticalities. Almost any procedure seen and repaired on the E! Network show "BOTCHED" can be defined as fauxgly.
It's unfortunate that celebrities feel like they need to have plastic surgery to stay beautiful because it often ends up being fauxgly.
Faux Gay
The Faux gay - is a gay man who may not only actually be straight as an arrow, but also may very well be gay.... but is terrible at being gay.
Frequently their gay card will be rejected by the high gay council (who aslo dictates gay man law and is directly correlated with the gay mafia through various insidious parties and fund raisers for disadvantaged children).
Frequently their gay card will be rejected by the high gay council (who aslo dictates gay man law and is directly correlated with the gay mafia through various insidious parties and fund raisers for disadvantaged children).
A Faux Gay is, but is not limited to, the following:
Not understanding the spandex amendment to the ten commandments (If thou art overweight, thou shalt not wear spandex - ever)
Not knowing what a daft punk helmet is
Buying a citronella candle (as opposed to the actual plant)
Claiming brown can be worn with black
Claiming black "goes with everything"
Wearing Hollister
Wearing synthetics when not in drag
Not knowing at least 3 of the Drag Queens in the area
Can't take a shot
Can't take a penis in the ass
Can't walk in 4+ inch heels
Can't walk in said heels with a full martini glass without spilling
Can't walk period
Doesn't understand that dish soap is NOT FOR SKIN CARE
Thinks the greatest designer ever is Calvin Klein (because it's the only one they've heard of)
Doesn't understand how to properly operate their limp wrist.
Complains constantly about the state of the LGBT "community"
Doesn't understand where common phrases come from.
Can't quote RuPaul verbatem
Fails to realize their clod-hopper shoes may be offense to the host/hostess's carpet
Not understanding the spandex amendment to the ten commandments (If thou art overweight, thou shalt not wear spandex - ever)
Not knowing what a daft punk helmet is
Buying a citronella candle (as opposed to the actual plant)
Claiming brown can be worn with black
Claiming black "goes with everything"
Wearing Hollister
Wearing synthetics when not in drag
Not knowing at least 3 of the Drag Queens in the area
Can't take a shot
Can't take a penis in the ass
Can't walk in 4+ inch heels
Can't walk in said heels with a full martini glass without spilling
Can't walk period
Doesn't understand that dish soap is NOT FOR SKIN CARE
Thinks the greatest designer ever is Calvin Klein (because it's the only one they've heard of)
Doesn't understand how to properly operate their limp wrist.
Complains constantly about the state of the LGBT "community"
Doesn't understand where common phrases come from.
Can't quote RuPaul verbatem
Fails to realize their clod-hopper shoes may be offense to the host/hostess's carpet
Faux Gay by JayGayFabulous July 10, 2009
fauxgasm
When taking care of your own "business" you experience an orgasm so tame it almost isn't real. On an orgasm scale from 1-5 where 5 is a mind-blowing one, a fauxgasm is barely a 1.
Last night I took care of business as a way to relax before falling asleep and all I got out of it was a fauxgasm.
fauxga
A trendy way to stay in shape, done by the young professional/ soccer mom demographic. Completely devoid of religious and/or spiritual meaning.
Before dropping her kids off at school, Sally goes to a 7 o'clock fauxga class to tone her butt, strenghten her arms, and improve her stamina so that she may have sex later that evening with her aging and disinterested husband.
fauxga by superduperpants January 26, 2007
Fauxganize
When information is presented in a manner that appears to be organized but actually is not. Equal to cleaning the house by stuffing everything into the closet.
I fauxganized everything; now I look like I know what I'm doing.
She seems like she knows what she is doing but everything is just fauxganized for appearance sake.
She seems like she knows what she is doing but everything is just fauxganized for appearance sake.
Fauxganize by Ewee2 October 1, 2013