Skip to main content

Owen Faulkner

“Owen Faulkner” AKA Spawn of Satan, is an icon of depression, run if you see him
R: Dude it’s Owen Faulkner

E: run
by EmoClickbait June 7, 2021
mugGet the Owen Faulkner mug.

Chris Faulkner

An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.

The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'
"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"

"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"

"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."
by Slater_AL October 18, 2012
mugGet the Chris Faulkner mug.

Faulkneresque

A hipster way of saying that you are getting drunk off your ass and writing. Typically accompanied or brought on by Pabst Blue Ribbon, some “good” wine, and pita chips with hummus.

The writing style is typically similar to the works of William Faulkner, in that they resemble a stream of consciousness.

The person writing it will always adore whatever they wrote in this state.
Last night, I was Faulkneresque and wrote like ten pages about this kid who grew up in eighties.
by Impossible Soul November 22, 2010
mugGet the Faulkneresque mug.

Cullen Faulkner

A fucking bad ass with. Term or name usually to describe someone with a big dick. They usually play most sports and own at all of them. They are a member of a wolfpack and is a spawn of broseidon. Just pretty much a major Broski,Broseph, or bro. They Mack hoes all day and never call back.
by King Broski May 15, 2010
mugGet the Cullen Faulkner mug.

faulkner facinasion stage

Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
by chim of chesham August 21, 2008
mugGet the faulkner facinasion stage mug.

faulknerian

When your family is country, raw, tragic, and cold like characters in a William Faulkner novel. Any time you feel like you might feel like you are in Faulkner novel. Hence, Faulknerian. Southern Gothic.
Dude I visited my family in Kansas and that shit was Faulknerian.
mugGet the faulknerian mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email