fatherhoodwinked

When a woman tells a man that he's responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won't be a father because she wasn't really pregnant, he doesn't have a positive DNA match, or his baby's mama advises him to stay the hell away from her and their child.

First defined by an expecting father in Senn, a MMA romance novel by Lane Hart.

Abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when I was about to go out and buy some baby shit, she said it wasn't mine. I can't believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!

by lanehart August 17, 2016

Fatherbone

DILF dick

Last night I fatherboned the shit outta her motherskin.

Yeah, I tossed that cougar I met on Tinder the fatherbone. She loved it.

Slut to her friends: My boyfriend's dad is really attractive, damn I wish I could suck that fatherbone.

by Fatherbone December 5, 2016

FatherLobotomy

A real ass dude who only spits fax

@FatherLobotomy

Tiktok Viewer #1: Aye when has FatherLobotomy ever missed
Tiktok Viewer #2: Wdym he never misses

by Urbansniper April 20, 2022

fatherhood

The result of being a motherfucker.

So your dad became your dad because he fucked your mom? That's fatherhood, man.

by Rickyrab November 7, 2012

fatherload

It’s like the motherload of something but being equal to fathers.

Wow I just bough the fatherload of tide pods at Ollies for a crazy price!

by Kevin Albert Jr October 1, 2019

Fatherism

Act of giving ones father Evils from any part of the room without his knowledge

Dad: Your not seeing your boyfriend on a school night
Daughter: -___-
Dad: wots wiv the fatherism twerp?

by Guru Temwah December 10, 2012

Fathertrucker

a polite way to say Motherfucker.

Mark did something annoying to Dave.

Dave shouted, "You Fathertrucker!"

by Nibiru January 15, 2009