proud father

(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.

Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.

by MJVFB January 22, 2014

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

by psofrn November 8, 2012

Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk

Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ January 28, 2022

Fatherless Children

Dream Stans- I mean children who's father left at a young age.

Rob, I found fatherless children on tiktok. Help me!

by Yaf1 August 6, 2021

Fatemeh

It's apersian name usually refers to a gorgeos girl with beautiful eyes.she is tall and slim fit.she is the prettiest girl you have ever seen.

Oh,the baby is really lovely let's call her fatemeh.

by Felore August 17, 2018

my father will hear about this

A sentence most said by Draco Malfoy.

Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!!
Harry: sure Malfoy

by HornyGayPotato November 25, 2020

You are not the father

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011