Faded than a ho

When you so high you in yodieland, with the one and only Fulcrum.

1:Man, I’m faded than a ho in the Walmart

2: Hell yeah that’s some yodie shit, my boy

by MattToFast October 7, 2022

orange-faced lie

contemporary alternative to 'bald-faced lie' or 'barefaced lie' / referring to Donald J. Trump's tangerine completion and his propensity for putting forth flat-out bullshit

Nothing said on that so-called news program is anything but an orange-faced lie.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 27, 2018

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

2-Faced

A person who acts one way toward you but later acts the opposite way making them two-faced

Person A: Hey i like your outfit today
Person B: Thanks

The following day
Person A(with friends): That outfit makes you look like a clown
Person B: Your so 2-faced .Yesterday you said you liked my outfit

by Meandefinitionsof people January 29, 2017

the red string of fate

The Red String of Fate first appears in ancient Chinese legend. According to the story, the Chinese gods would tie invisible string around the ankles of two people that fate would one day bring together

Hey Joey, how did you and Lisa meet? Well Tim, I guess you could say we were bound together by the red string of fate

by Weeaboosaretrash January 23, 2017

faded than a hoe

When some one is high as fuck

“Im in blinker city and I’m faded than a hoe”

by Blinker King October 15, 2022

Korean two-faced

A beautiful Korean woman with a big smile who looks you straight in the face. When you walk away she talks bad about you and the smile turns to a smirk.

Theresa is Korean two-faced, she has such a great smile when you talk to her. Only because she will have something to say when you walk away.

by Dr. Blackjack September 6, 2013