Fatnado

Any fat person or animal that causes destruction.

My fat Siamese tore my living room apart! What a fatnado!

by Cakethief June 23, 2019

fagdaddy

The 'Fag' of all fags. Call it the king of the queers, if you will.

Adrian likes to hang out in West Hollywood with the he-shes; looks like he might be the fagdaddy afterall.

by E December 15, 2004

FagDad

A father of an officer cadet who enjoys the taking and receiving of another man/boys Penis. Often Ginger.

Matt: Craig where's your Fagdad?
Craig: He's sat on the living room chair with Brian.
Andy: Bert, why's your dad a Fagdad?
Bert: He's not, he's a Carnie.

by Mary Poppins fell on my roof November 4, 2009

fagdad

An older gay man who spends time with younger gay men to feel like one of the crowd again. Usually tends to be a sugardaddy as well.

"Thanks to your fagdad we had a delicious meal at that fancy restuarant on Main Street. He sure knows how to treat you."

by Fezz February 21, 2007

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 2, 2004

Fatwad

1.) A person that obsessively eats and steals your food.

2.) A name you call someone when they're being mean, rude, or annoying. You may call them this when they eat too much or don't feel like getting off the couch.

She steals my food everyday..She's such a fatwad.

I ate too much for breakfast.. I feel like such a fatwad.

Get away from me, FATWAD!

by IloveAdam<3 June 29, 2011

fagdad

A seemingly "happily married" family man, who lives (and possibly beleives) the daily facade that he is an ordinary average guy, but to confused office mates / friends is obviously a flaming homosexual.

"Did you see Bob and his family at the company picnic yesterday? Man, what a Fagdad.

by Engage 1 May 11, 2006