fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian Shop

A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.

Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.

by Ldmnc01 May 21, 2023

man fat shooter

A penis. manfat is a word for semen.

I rogered Sara from behind with my man fat shooter.

by Pete November 14, 2004

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES

RAAAHHHH RAHHHHHH

Boa Hancock: "Why don't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"

Luffy: " SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAAAH RAAAAAAH"

by LUFFYFRUITLOVER6969 September 14, 2022

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.

"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005