Farko

A male in his late 20's or early 30's desperate to be in a relationship with younger females with no visible signs of having one.

Oh my god, look at how hard Farid is trying to get with Natty, he is such a farko.

by Farko97 January 26, 2020

farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

by farkette October 23, 2003

Farrukh

Farrukh is a Persian name of a male, meaning HAPPY, FORTUNATE, LUCKY, BEAUTIFUL, etc.

He is so farrukh!

by Gravitino April 22, 2010

farkward

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

by hategravy September 19, 2009

Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

fartknocker

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.

While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"

by SoulfulZen May 15, 2005

Farkhorn

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!

Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*

by B Keel May 5, 2005