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fortify

I axed the ho 'how much' and she replied 'fortify! fortify!'
by Anonymous March 3, 2003
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fratify

v. to make fratty
by super_bass117 July 12, 2011
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Fartificial Intelligence

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.
When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.
by C. B. LEE October 23, 2022
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fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.
Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
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fartiferous

Smelling like farts, possessing an odor reminiscent of bodily gas. Derived from the word fart.
Watch out! He is very fartiferous today - the whole room smells like sewer gas when he walks in
by starlene July 29, 2003
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Fartifying

A good long fart wherein you feel much better afterwards.
That was a fartifying release of excess gas.
by Carriem February 24, 2019
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fartifier

Similar to a fog machine but your ass hole
Dude I can hardly sit here anymore. My eyes burn.

I'm sorry dude I set my fartifier to max capacity.
by TunaChrist March 23, 2016
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