Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.

Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.

by Elysian27 February 21, 2010

Farticles

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

by lenjowery February 21, 2011

farticles

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released

farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into

by mopallica June 10, 2010

farticles

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart

person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles

by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009

Farticle

An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.

I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.

by Arianna Jeret July 9, 2013

Farticle'

Fart-e-clay

the particles of flatulence.

see also fart particles, farticles.

Connor left farticle' on the computer chair! It gave us pink eye!

by Jordie Muska February 15, 2009

Farticles

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.

Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!

by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017