fapfaphobia

noun: The fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.

*fap fap fap fap*

Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!

Person B: What?

Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU

Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.

Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!

by lefappie August 7, 2012

Fatphobia

Not a word. Period. No more words to be said. Do I need to explain myself? Answer: No. So, whoever thinks it's a word needs to touch some grass or see some sunlight.

Fatphobia is not a word and here it is used in the conversation involving an idiot: Chad: "Hey, if you can't find the right sized bath towel its ok just stitch two together or something." Sheryl: "Uhm...WHAT!? You want me to take 5 minutes of my life to do that!? That is very fatphobic and I am reporting this brand and you to the police and am thinking about Sueing both of you! Now go fuck yourself!" Chad: "Woah, chill Karen it's okay, just get a life and it'll all be better".

by CultureOfMan January 16, 2022

futaphobia

The persistent fear of people who appear to be female, but for some reason have male genitalia. Used widely in hentai, roleplaying and elsewhere

"When I was roleplaying on WoW last night I met this hot Draenei, then she pulled out her giant futanari cock! I just developed futaphobia :("

by Morot May 9, 2015

Fatphobia

The genuine pyschological fear that you will be devoured by a fat person in a bout of hunger, crushed under their mass, starved when they take all your food, or various other gruesome deaths associated with obesity.

Researchers of fatphobia have concluded through field research that if a fat person looks at you straight in the eye, run. They'll never catch you.

by Mr Patbob June 11, 2016

fatphobia

fatphobia is an excuse that whales make because they aren’t pretty enough

Chad: You should lose weight. You’re becoming morbidly obese
Emily: THATS FATPHOBIA!!!
Chad: Shut up cow.

by shirousa199 July 17, 2022

Fatphobia

something that doesn't exist

Chubby Chick: OMG you told me to get on a treadmill, that's fatphobia!
Based Brian: No dude you're just being a sissy brat

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death May 9, 2022

fatphobia

a fake word made to try and assert the idea that fat people are oppressed and discriminated against, similarly to racism and homophobia.

HAES: "Omg! You exercise? I'm so tired of this fatphobia! You are FATPHOBIC and RACIST. Kill yourself IMMEDIATELY! Go touch grass!"
Normal Person: "Go touch a treadmill skull emoji"

by urmommagetsbangedbymedaily August 6, 2022