Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.
by Speed89 May 09, 2011
by Chaitan May 16, 2015
by Aviel Agapeh Scudero October 21, 2008
Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.
The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"
"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"
"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"
"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
by Bauul Ben July 30, 2007
There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!
by User_87 December 17, 2014
Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)
by Wilz March 22, 2006
A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.
Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.
by Connie Quiffer May 20, 2006