Fakumentary

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.

The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.

by robbane February 4, 2009

fargument

An embarrassing but thoroughly entertaining argument on Facebook, either between Facebook friends, or strangers with very little knowledge of their privacy settings.

Little Johnny and slightly smaller Geoffles had a fargument on John's status, about size – while the entire Eastern Seaboard read on.

by (s)hipster November 18, 2013

fartmentor

The source of a continuous emission of anus gas.

It sucks sitting next to a fartmentor in a movie with no escape in site.

by Frank Podesta &Frank Rosado January 20, 2018

fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

flargument

When two study hall students are having a half - argument and half - flirtatious discussion concerning what is typically an unimportant discussion.

"OMG they are having another flargument!!!"

"They won't stop flarguing with each other!"

by annoyed in study hall December 1, 2009

Fargument

Fargument is when you are in an argument but its a fucking argument hence fargument

This fargument is over!

by YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY February 1, 2020