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midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives
"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"
by chachaddict April 17, 2009
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hog farming

When a gentleman goes out for the night and has a plan to only chase robust women.
Jack Smith says, "Check out the piggy over their in the corner". Rodger says, "do you mean that 400 pound girl?" Jack Smith says,"Hell yeah buddy. I'm gonna do a little Hog Farming".
by Joey Bosco September 12, 2016
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Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.
I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!
by lockenload23 August 5, 2016
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Farinha

1. Portuguese word for wheat flour.
2. Popular Portuguese surname.
1. The bag I bought at the European food store was labeled "Farinha" now I know it meant wheat flour
2. That guy was born in Portugal, his name is Rui Farinha.
by QTgirl101 March 16, 2010
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synchronized farting

A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.
We had become famous by the age of twelve as our small town’s synchronized farting champions.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
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Morse farting

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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