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fartasm

The feeling of great pleasure after passing a wicked ass fart which has been held for a great amount of time.
Damn. I rotted one so bad, I think I had a fartasm.
by chicachica_boomboom April 17, 2009
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[Farras]

Farras is a Physiognomist, a person supposedly able to judge character (or, formerly, to predict the future) from facial characteristics. expert in Physiognomy.
Arabic old science Physiognomy or Al-Farasa, to be a know-all expert knows human physiognomy, knowing person's facial features or expression, especially when regarded as indicative of character or ethnic origin. an expert art of judging character from facial characteristics. in the Arabian history Firas an expert can find origins and characteristics from reading human or animal footsteps.
"Arabian tribes used to follow a runaway and know him by hiring an expert Farras to read his footsteps on the sands."
by Fir June 25, 2015
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Fartash

An extremely rare and unique Persian name meaning honorable and graceful. You will be lucky to come across anyone with this name even once in your lifetime. This name most-likely belongs to someone of Iranian decent. Typical nicknames given to people with this name are Fart-ash, Farty, and Fartass. Despite the word fart being in the name, most people with this name are not highly flatulent. This name likely belongs to someone who is very intelligent, cool, and hilarious. You don't wanna mess with Fartash.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Fartash, the new kid?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.
by Fmister April 17, 2011
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fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.
Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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Juan Farkall

The number one ticket holder for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League Football Club.
The Sharks don't have much, but I suppose they have Juan Farkall.
by NRL August 21, 2006
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farkakte

An alternative spelling of the Yiddish word verkakte that can mean either goddamn or crappy - the literal translation is "becrapped".
"What are you guys gonna do? The same act? Wearing the same farkakte suits?" (From Blues Brothers movie).
by Where's Mike? January 21, 2008
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Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.
Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.
by GhoSSt July 9, 2006
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