facejaculate

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.

Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up

by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016

Furmaculate

Used to describe any event where a chemical change is taking place by a person that does not know the proper scientific term to apply to said event.

Cletus, don't forget to flush! Last time you left your shit in the toilet I ended up pissing on it and they began to furmaculate, causing something smelling deathly!

by anonymous March 14, 2023

Fajagulate

To open or close something

Hey man can you help me fajagulate this jar of pickles?

by Sockman90 April 16, 2008

fejaculate

to fejaculate, ejaculation of (wet) feces

I've just fejaculated just outside of the loo.

by psycholoog June 21, 2010

Flejaculate

When you flatulate and ejaculate at the same time releaving pressure from both the anal and the penile passages creating the ultimate klimax

So i ate some baked beans a couple of days ago and when i went to town last night i flejaculated so frickin hard...so yea me and my girlfriend broke up.

by xxXSuckerofsatanscockXxx February 17, 2020

Farculate

When a person sneezes, farts, pukes, and pisses themselves all at the exact same time.

I’m so hungover I just need to farculate and get all this outta my system.

by Caleb Krause August 2, 2023

Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

by Morbabe November 24, 2023