Funtasizer

Someone who thinks they're always funny

Eve is such a funtasizer. She always cracks herself up when she's not even funny

by SoFunny99 September 20, 2013

soft fantasies

a game made by a lovely person and is a good vn. Has fat people. Has skinny people. It has Jim. It has Pi. You can become as fat as pi or as buff as shaun. maybe even fatter or have more muscle or both you never know.

wanna watch me play soft fantasies?
sure man. love vn games.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆAAAAAAÅ August 25, 2022

Fapatizer

Fapatizer- noun.

Some source of visual, auditory or physical stimulus that entices you to reach down, work up a massive erection and "Fap" it until orgasm.

"I was scrolling through the galleries on my phone, and came across my Fapatizer folder........ Then came across my belly a few minutes later."

by shotgun shippy March 29, 2017

Fartalizer

Any food or drink that helps you grow farts. Foods that make one fart.

Your mother's beans are some of the best Fartalizer around, one bowl and I am farting all day long.

by Mike the tolerant one August 30, 2021

faptize

(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.

The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.

by dan.thedongle February 27, 2022

Frantasize

Where you fantasise over cartoon characters that are not human

Chad: isn’t stitch just so hot
Brad: dude are you frantasizeing

by ÇrïšANDÇhłø126 March 24, 2022

Fantasizable

One who is so hunky, cute, huggable, kissable, etc. that they induce fantasies, sometimes at inappropriate times e.g. while at work, during the day or night when there are more important tasks to do, and especially before falling asleep, while lying in bed, in a flimsy nightgown (for women) or large comfy t-shirt (either sex), and/or tiny thong (women), or loose boxer shorts or pj bottoms (for men), or preferably sans any clothing.

I can’t stop thinking and dreaming about the hot sexy voluptuous foxy cute beautiful Linda. She is so fantasizable!

by Active Man March 11, 2026