foppotee

Idiotic person. Simpleton.
It was used in the 1600's but somehow died off.

What an pitiful foppotee he was, always oblivious to our jeers!

by hellokittyguurl April 26, 2009

Fappathy

To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)

Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014

fappatite

Hunger for fapping (i.e. horniness)

It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!

by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014

fappetizer

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

Fappetizing

Sexually appealing; creating a state of sexual arousal, specifically an irrepressible urge to masturbate.

Chris' little sister is getting older and I must say, she's become rather fappetizing with that firm, adult body and sense of womanhood.

by Studfugly January 2, 2015

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

Fappitydaps

Breasts and/or Ass. To perform sexual intercourse with a woman (uasly with large breasts and a nice ass).

Person 1: Damn bro, I need to get me some fappitydaps.
Person 2: True that bro, same here.

by CokeLizard March 22, 2011