fapoo

Fapping while Pooing.

I am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.

by Matt Novak July 19, 2017

Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

Fahpoofy

A large roll of fat on a woman that hangs so low it covers her vagina.

Did you see the fahpoofy on that fat bitch in the bikini.

by Meso H. September 14, 2011

Fapooing

The process of fapping and pooing at the same time. The enjoyment comes from the anal stimulation provided alongside the self stimulation of the fap. Seasoned fapooers will learn to extend the process with a gentle pushing out and sucking in of the poo to mimic anal penetration.

Rodney Galereux: Nebu, you were in the toilet for like 45 minutes, what the hell were you doing in there? I'm going to be late for work and also it smells weird.

Nebu: What I was doing was pooing, well, not just pooing, fapooing.

Rodney Galereux: You sicken me

by cassiusgay June 2, 2018

Faloofa

A wholesome snacc

I am a faloofa and you are not

by snecks September 20, 2021

faloof

A fat motionless blobbin doing a cartwheel

Wow look at that man go he just did a faloof

by blobsteroonie64xx June 4, 2019

fagoof

1.a extremely dumb person who is a fag and a goof and cant do anything right
2. someone who has no lax skills

1. those kids keep keep rasing there hands and asking the dumbest questions what fagoofs!
2. james is a fagoof he cant even catch a freaking ball!

by killer cane, killer-who-who GET SOME December 13, 2008